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Tag: Heavy New Music

Butcher Babies Unleash New Album Nightbloom
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Butcher Babies Unleash New Album Nightbloom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Butcher Babies have announced a new album, Nightbloom, due out October 2nd via Judge and Jury Records. It is their…

Rise Against Drop Two New Tracks Before Alkaline Trio Tour
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Rise Against Drop Two New Tracks Before Alkaline Trio Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Rise Against have released two singles titled “Katy Bar the Door” and “Living Undercover” in advance of their fall tour…

Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx
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Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Guy Picciotto sings on the new song “T-Hexx” from the supergroup Evil Island, marking the legendary Fugazi member’s first recorded…

Mastodon Drops New Single In the Ruins Ahead of Album
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Mastodon Drops New Single In the Ruins Ahead of Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Mastodon have released “In the Ruins,” the third single from their upcoming album, Marrow Deep. The song was inspired by…

Godflesh Drops Final Album Decay and New Track
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Godflesh Drops Final Album Decay and New Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Godflesh have announced their final album, Decay, set to arrive on September 25th via Relapse Records. Ahead of its release,…

Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance
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Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Legendary metal drummer Dave Lombardo (ex-Slayer, Misfits) and pioneering ambient electronic artist Lustmord have formed a new project fittingly called…

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never
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Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen has announced a new album titled Hell or High Water, due out November 13 via Music…

Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…

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