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Tag: Heavy New Music

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never
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Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen has announced a new album titled Hell or High Water, due out November 13 via Music…

Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…

Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta
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Buzz Osborne and JD Pinkus form new supergroup Gatta Morta

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Members of the Melvins, Butthole Surfers, Big Business, and Mr. Phylzzz have formed a new supergroup called Gatta Morta. The…

Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Silvertomb, the band led by singer-guitarist Kenny Hickey and drummer Johnny Kelly, each formerly of both Type O Negative and…

Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music
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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Death metal has always felt like a magical portal to me. So much of this is the chimerical nature of…

Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now
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Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Greta Van Fleet have announced a new album titled Palace for the People. Ahead of its October 9th release, the…

Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years
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Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Tony Iommi has announced a new album titled From the Dark. Ahead of its October 23rd release via BMG, the…

Brendan Angelides and Serj Tankian Tackle David Bowies I’m Afraid of Americans
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Brendan Angelides and Serj Tankian Tackle David Bowies I’m Afraid of Americans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Brendan Angelides, the composer and electronic musician who previously went by the names Eskmo and Welder, has joined forces with…

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