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Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot
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Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Street Fighter Movie Just Dropped a Trailer and the Internet Has Already Lost 1000 Lives 🚨 🎮💥…

Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing
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Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing

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Gene Simmons Just Casually Declared Himself a Greek God While Accepting a Kennedy Center Honor, Because of Course He Did…

Sludge Metal Legends Whores.! Destroy a Packed Snug Harbor (Live Dec 10)
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Sludge Metal Legends Whores.! Destroy a Packed Snug Harbor (Live Dec 10)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

December 10th was a massive night for the Charlotte underground. Snug Harbor was packed to the rafters—shoulder to shoulder with…

Elon Musk declares DOGE a ‘part-time triumph’ and vows never to memestorm again
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Elon Musk declares DOGE a ‘part-time triumph’ and vows never to memestorm again

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Elon Musk Admits DOGE Project Was Only “Somewhat Successful” — Translation: He Finally Realized Woke Crypto Was a Trojan Horse…

ICE Has a Bad Day as Judge Declares ‘Free the Abrego’ and Custody Can’t Hold Him Any Longer
Leftist Judge Orders Release of Deported Criminal, Proving Once Again That the Deep State Hates America
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ICE Has a Bad Day as Judge Declares ‘Free the Abrego’ and Custody Can’t Hold Him Any Longer

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning act of judicial overreach that could only come from an Obama-appointed activist judge, a federal court in…

Exclusive: Trump’s FEMA Council to Suggest Agency Slashes – Turns Out They’re Just Cutting Red Tape (And Maybe a Few Redundant Paper Clips)
Trump to Save Taxpayers from FEMA's Leftist Disaster: Agency to Be Slashed in Half and Rebranded as "FEMA 2.0"
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Exclusive: Trump’s FEMA Council to Suggest Agency Slashes – Turns Out They’re Just Cutting Red Tape (And Maybe a Few Redundant Paper Clips)

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a bold move to rescue America from the bureaucratic nightmare of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Trump administration…

Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
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Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…

The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need
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The Monthly Netflix Firehose: Prepare to Be Drowned in Content You Definitely Don’t Need

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Bridgerton is back, and so is your will to live after binging it for the 17th time!…

KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
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KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…

“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

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