Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, this one is…
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Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department is arguing that President Trump should be allowed…
Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…
Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to…
Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
Cop Who Mistook Apartment Gets Early Get Out of Jail Free Card
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer who was convicted of killing a Black…
Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…
Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…
Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…