Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…
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Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…
W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…
Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat
President Donald Trump is not exactly the outdoorsy type, and his recent trip to Camp David was a bit of…
Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the world of politics. It…
Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media post, where he’s defending his pick…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels
Clothes make the superhero, and Spider-Man’s iconic red and blue suit is a prime example of this. The web-slinger’s costume…
Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one is a doozy. A pilot of…
Senator hopeful bolts when racism questions get real fast
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Republican Senate candidate Mike Collins was at a press conference…