Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…
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Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Supreme Court, and let me tell you, it’s…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game 😂! Can you believe it?…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…
KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks. A jury in Vermont just convicted a…
Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…
Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…
Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition
The music festival circuit just got a little more interesting, folks, as the inaugural Electric Summer festival has been deemed…