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Tag: Hollywood

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
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Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…

Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen
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Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a move that’s either a brilliant solution or a desperate attempt to salvage a potentially troubled production, Warner Bros.…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Jason Statham is back as the titular character in The Beekeeper 2, because what’s a successful action movie without a…

Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
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Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…

More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
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More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…

More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1
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More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

VisionQuest is here, because of course it is. Another meticulously crafted show with more Easter eggs than a chocolate factory…

Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently
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Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

Selma Blair, the actress known for her iconic roles in Legally Blonde and Hellboy, has been charged with assault following…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

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