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Tag: Hollywood

Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2
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Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The long-awaited sequel to the 1998 cult classic Practical Magic has finally arrived, and it’s a messy, charming, and occasionally…

Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab
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Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another live-action video game adaptation, Bandai Namco has announced a new prequel series…

TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…

Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
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Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 9, 2026

It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…

Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
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Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…

Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
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Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
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Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…

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