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Tag: Hollywood

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
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Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
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New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series
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Marvel Reboots Something Else You Forgot Existed Into A TV Series

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s no secret that Marvel’s live-action TV output has slowed down significantly in the last few years. The early 2020s…

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