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Tag: Hollywood

Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon
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Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

The God of War TV series has hit a snag, and it’s not just the titular god’s famously short temper.…

Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
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Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

We’ve all been there – invested in a show, only to have it ripped away from us by the cruel…

Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
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Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
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Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…

Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
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Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 16, 2026

The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…

Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
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Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…

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