Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🤘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…
BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
Liberal Hollywood elites gush over sainted JFK Jr on fake news CNN
It’s utterly absurd to think that anyone could possibly criticize our great nation, led by the incomparable President Donald Trump,…
Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement
Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…
XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…
Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo
The most unlikely movie project is actually happening, and we’re all just going to have to deal with it 🤯.…