Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection
Oh, look who it is! Mia Sara, the woman who peaked in the ’80s, is back on the red carpet!…
Tag: Hollywood
James Gunn Turns Superman into “Hachiko 2” — Fans Devastated
Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Hollywood, James Gunn’s “Superman” was supposed to be a fun, adventurous…
Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…
Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom
Wes Anderson is basically the cinematic equivalent of that one friend who only listens to obscure vinyl records and wears…
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
🕯️Sip, Smoke (if you PAY extra 💰), and Candle! Prepare for candle-making chaos! 🍹💨 Dress code: disaster-proof! All-natural? 🤔 Yeah,…
‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. 🙄 Turns out, there…
“Gay Home Movies: Finally, Something Worse Than Your Family’s Vacation Videos”
**OMG! 😱 “Home Movies Out of the Closet: LGBTQ+, Hollywood, Palm Springs, and You!” promises never-before-seen footage! 🤣** LGBTQ+ History…
Behold: Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Vocalist CARLA HARVEY Humiliates Herself Onstage With LORDS OF ACID For the Very First Time
OMG! 😱 The internet is ablaze 🔥 with news that former BUTCHER BABIES banshee Carla Harvey (who? 🤔) has graced…
Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
**OMG! 🙄 Actors “playing” with pew-pews? 🔫 So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…