Hollywood’s “Glamour” Photoshoot: More Like Glam-ERROR
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Hollywood Hipsters Get Lit: Candles, Cocktails, and Cancer Sticks on a Roof
**Sip, Smoke, and 🕯️? Craft candles (lol!) while sipping mystery beverages 🍹. Hookah is extra 💰, because why not? Mingle,…
Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited
**OMG! 🙄 “Private” movie premiere? More like a desperate attempt to fill seats at the Al Larson Prairie Center For…
Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé
Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer.…
Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)
Oh, no! Not Hanoi Jane again! I thought we got rid of this Commie back in the 70s! Now she’s…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…
Officially: Comments Will Be Banned on “The Social Network” Sequel, Only Likes Allowed. And That’s How We’ll Win!
Rejoice, you apostles of “positive thinking” and agro-coaches of personal growth! Hollywood has finally heeded your mantras and is preparing…
Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)
Another one bites the dust! Russell M. Nelson, head honcho of the Mormon Church, has finally kicked the bucket at…
John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…