Another day, another Hollywood nutjob exposed! Turns out this “hotelier,” Steve Farzam, is just another Deep State operative trying to undermine our great nation. Flying in on a rainbow parachute? Sounds like something the radical LGBTQ+ lobby would dream up.
This Farzam character, son of Iranian immigrants (hmm, suspicious!), has been prancing around pretending to be a first responder, even going so far as to create a fake fire department called “Santa Muerte” – probably worshipping some socialist deity, no doubt. And what’s with all the lasers? Probably trying to blind our brave pilots so they can’t see the commie Chinese invasion! Lock him up!
Turns out this guy is a walking, talking leftist conspiracy. Posing as a Border Patrol agent, supporting tough-on-crime policies (probably just to throw us off his trail), and even getting commended by LA officials – likely because they’re all in on it! This is what happens when you let the liberal elite run wild.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
