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Tag: Hollywood

‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm
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‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm

FinnJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his ‘Spaceballs’ cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood…

OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script
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OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

So, James Gunn, the overlord of DC Studios (along with his trusty sidekick Peter Safran), has deigned to bless us…

‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
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‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…

In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
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In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…

John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

Stephen King’s ‘The Life of Chuck’: Yet Another Reason to Fear the Dark (and Theaters)
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Stephen King’s ‘The Life of Chuck’: Yet Another Reason to Fear the Dark (and Theaters)

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great, another Stephen King movie. Probably filled with woke garbage and socialist propaganda. Mark Hamill? That guy hates Trump!…

Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant
Jared Leto Pays for Fake Sex Scandal to Prove He’s Still Hollywood Material
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Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant

FinnJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

🎭 Washed-up vampire, eyeliner enthusiast, and part-time Jesus cosplayer Jared Leto has finally found a way to get back into…

‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
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‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread

FinnJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. 🙄 Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…

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