Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
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Women Finally Figure Out They Should Eat Food That Doesn’t Hate Their Hormones
Food matters during perimenopause 🍴 🙅♀️ Join Rebecca Ryan DeLia on May 25, 2023, to learn how to fuel the…
WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are
In a shocking turn of events, Wolfgang Van Halen, the son of the late Eddie Van Halen, was seen breathing…
Learn How to Manipulate People into Changing with Motivational Interviewing Tricks Live and In Person June 26
Motivational Interviewing: because you need help 🙄 Due to high demand, Montgomery County residents get priority 🙌 3.75 hours of…
TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…
Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world…
FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…