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Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition
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Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re triggered. 😂 Check…

Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! 😱 Check…

SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!
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SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

Wanna be a star? ⭐ Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! Compete for Best Short Film at BASH- Bay Area & Sacramento…

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…

Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
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Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…

“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”
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“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! 🎬 Compete to make a short film that MIGHT become a FEATURE FILM! Screened at BASH Film…

Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)
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Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, another Stephen King adaptation? 🙄 As if we needed more nightmare fuel for our already messed-up…

🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥
🎬 “We Care About You”: IMDb Banned Low Ratings, and Here’s Why!
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🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥

FinnMarch 24, 2025March 24, 2025

A massive reform has shaken the movie world: from now on, IMDb ratings for remakes of legendary films can’t be…

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