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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently

FinnJuly 12, 2026

In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
The Scream Franchise: A Graveyard of Dead Scripts and Broken Dreams
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The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed

FinnFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…

Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
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Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD

FinnJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…

Watch Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in the new trailer for Sam Raimi’s Send Help – Because After The Last Horror Movie, We Definitely Need More Nightmares
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Watch Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in the new trailer for Sam Raimi’s Send Help – Because After The Last Horror Movie, We Definitely Need More Nightmares

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien Stranded on Island, Hollywood Calls It ‘Art’ 🚨 🏝️😂 In a shocking turn…

IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
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IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…

Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn
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Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! The Strange Dark is coming to Chatham! 🤩 After 25+ film festivals & 30+ award nominations, including Best Everything,…

Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit
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Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a dude with a dog. 🙄 This one’s called Muzzle: City of Wolves because apparently,…

WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS
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WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 PRS 7th House Screenings: Prepare to be triggered! 😭 No warnings, research yourself! 🧐 Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!
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Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**WARNING: PRS’s 7th House Screenings ain’t your babysitter! 🤣 They don’t care if you’re triggered. Check Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

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