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New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently
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New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s disclosure that a software glitch added 6,600…

Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
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Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…

Blue States Get To Keep Their Money Apparently
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Blue States Get To Keep Their Money Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The Trump administration has decided to rescind its effort to freeze $10 billion in childcare and social assistance funding for…

Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
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Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…

Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
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Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
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ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…

Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
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Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two kids, decades ago, fleeing communist countries, and now they’re representing…

Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off
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Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An attorney in Washington state, Alexandra Lozano, promised “miracles” to tens…

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?
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Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Ohio Governor Mike DeWine’s recent comments on CNN, and I have to…

Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court
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Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a decision that’s going to affect…

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