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Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
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Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…

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Cercanía 2025: Because We Know You Secretly Yearn for More Emails

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! Cercanía 2025 Digital Experience is HERE! 🤩 Prepare to be BORED on YouTube Live, June 27th, 10 am PST/11…

HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑
J.K. Rowling: The TERF Who Conquered Capitalism (and HBO) 👑
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HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑

FinnNovember 22, 2024November 22, 2024

Well, well, well! It seems like the goblins at HBO have finally done their math. Turns out, «canceling» J.K. Rowling…

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