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DIFF 2025: Short Films About People Who Are Super Lost
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DIFF 2025: Short Films About People Who Are Super Lost

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025?** Films include *UNHOLY*, *NOMAD*, *AMIDA*, *TO ALL THE GIRLS I’VE LOVED BEFORE*,…

DIFF 2025: “Slice of Life” or “Slices of Snooze”?
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DIFF 2025: “Slice of Life” or “Slices of Snooze”?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025? 🤣 More like the “Woke-a-thon”!** Films like “THE LAST SUMMER” and “BABKA”?…

DIFF 2025: Short Films About Existential Crises—Yawn
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DIFF 2025: Short Films About Existential Crises—Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025?** 🤣 Fugitive Sister Productions presents cinematic masterpieces like *UNHOLY*, *NOMAD*, *AMIDA*, *TO…

Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
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Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…

UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT
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UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump as he continues to drain the swamp of liberal indoctrination centers! It seems…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Kraft Heinz Decides to Finally Embrace Its Multiple Personality Disorder
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Kraft Heinz Decides to Finally Embrace Its Multiple Personality Disorder

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Kraft Heinz, bowing to the woke mob’s demands for “diversity” and “inclusion” in our grocery…

Ding Dong, the CNN Correspondent is Dead
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Ding Dong, the CNN Correspondent is Dead

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, another one bites the dust! Charles Bierbauer, a CNN “correspondent,” has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe…

Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
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Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…

GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo 🙄 is back for its tenth year…

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