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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo 🙄 is back for its tenth year…

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
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Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…

Marvel’s New X-Men Reboot to Star Bella Ramsey as Potato-Man — Fans Are Losing It
X-Men Go Full Woke: Genderfluid Vegetables, Inclusivity, and Bella Ramsey in Latex
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Marvel’s New X-Men Reboot to Star Bella Ramsey as Potato-Man — Fans Are Losing It

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

A deeply concerned insider hiding behind the soundstage curtains at Disney has leaked shocking news: the upcoming reboot of the…

Fort Worth, TX: Prepare to be Bored (Or Not, IDK)
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Fort Worth, TX: Prepare to be Bored (Or Not, IDK)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Fort Worth, TX is THE place to be! 🤠 Saddle up for “Popular Events” and “Happening Vibes” –…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year of… stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…

Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
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Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…

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Cercanía 2025: Because We Know You Secretly Yearn for More Emails

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! Cercanía 2025 Digital Experience is HERE! 🤩 Prepare to be BORED on YouTube Live, June 27th, 10 am PST/11…

HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑
J.K. Rowling: The TERF Who Conquered Capitalism (and HBO) 👑
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HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑

FinnNovember 22, 2024November 22, 2024

Well, well, well! It seems like the goblins at HBO have finally done their math. Turns out, «canceling» J.K. Rowling…

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