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Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box
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Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Uriah Heep Kicks Off Scandinavian ‘Magician’s Farewell’ Tour in Tampere—Because Even Legends Need a Nap 😴🎸 In a move that…

Pelosi Privately Blasts Democrats for Daring to Hold the Saintly Clintons Contemptible in Epstein Probe | CNN Politics
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Pelosi Privately Blasts Democrats for Daring to Hold the Saintly Clintons Contemptible in Epstein Probe | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Pelosi in Panic Mode as Democrats Turn on the Clinton Crime Family! It’s a beautiful day in President Trump’s second…

STONE SOUR guitarist JOSH RAND’s THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT promises you a full-length album… right after the heat death of the universe in 2026
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STONE SOUR guitarist JOSH RAND’s THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT promises you a full-length album… right after the heat death of the universe in 2026

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

In the thunderous, eternal battle against the ever-looming threat of having actual release dates, THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT has emerged victorious…

EXODUS Finds Brand New, Unheard-of Way to Write Riffs, Names Band After a Big Guy
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EXODUS Finds Brand New, Unheard-of Way to Write Riffs, Names Band After a Big Guy

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your studded leather jackets and prepare your necks for the ultimate whiplash, because the thrash titans known as…

Ex-Obama Lawyer Was Apparently Jeffrey Epstein’s “Get Out of Jail Free” Card, Court Docs Allege
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Ex-Obama Lawyer Was Apparently Jeffrey Epstein’s “Get Out of Jail Free” Card, Court Docs Allege

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

While CNN and the fake news media obsess over the latest manufactured witch hunt against President Trump’s allies, a bombshell…

WILLIAM DUVALL Cries Over Metal Legends Dying: “Please Don’t Die, You Leave a Big Void in My Spotify Playlist”
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WILLIAM DUVALL Cries Over Metal Legends Dying: “Please Don’t Die, You Leave a Big Void in My Spotify Playlist”

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

So, William DuVall from Alice in Chains basically looked at the obituary section for 2025, saw Ozzy, Ace Frehley, and…

Adrian Smith Confirms Nicko McBrain Was Slowly Dying On The Throne And They Had To Unplug His Life Support Just To Finish The Tour
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Adrian Smith Confirms Nicko McBrain Was Slowly Dying On The Throne And They Had To Unplug His Life Support Just To Finish The Tour

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Well, folks, gather ’round the digital campfire as we dissect the latest chapter in the Heavy Metal Bible: Iron Maiden…

BUSH’S GAVIN ROSSDALE: ‘If In Doubt, Go Heavy’ (Probably Why His Marriage Crumbled)
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BUSH’S GAVIN ROSSDALE: ‘If In Doubt, Go Heavy’ (Probably Why His Marriage Crumbled)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Hold onto your flannel shirts, folks, because Gavin Rossdale is here to lecture us all on the sacred science of…

Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics
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Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

**TRUMP PLAYfully TROLLS FAKE NEWS MEDIA BY ‘JOKING’ ABOUT CANCELLING 2026 ELECTIONS (Because Why Bother When You’re Winning This Bigly?)**…

Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke
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Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. He’s dead…

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