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LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe
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LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 The legendary post-hardcore band LETLIVE. might, maybe, possibly,…

WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are
Breaking News: Wolfgang Van Halen Still Alive and Talking About His Dad 🤯
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WOLFGANG VAN HALEN Finally Decides to Stop Milking His Dad’s Legacy and Plays VAN HALEN Songs One Last Time Before Everyone Forgets Who They Are

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Wolfgang Van Halen, the son of the late Eddie Van Halen, was seen breathing…

JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
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JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…

TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
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TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…

End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
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End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…

RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh
Get ready for some face-melting guitar talk and a whole lot of Van Halen love! 🤟‍♂️🎸
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RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Richie Kotzen, the guitar genius who’s played with everyone from MR. BIG to POISON and THE WINERY DOGS, recently sat…

Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
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Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine 🌎💀! His latest masterpiece, The…

SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

Ninja Theory Finally Admits They Got Bored And Stopped Working On Project Mara Because Let’s Be Real It Was Never Going To Be As Cool As DmC Anyway
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Ninja Theory Finally Admits They Got Bored And Stopped Working On Project Mara Because Let’s Be Real It Was Never Going To Be As Cool As DmC Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like all you Ninja Theory fans out there are in for a major disappointment 🤕. The…

Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
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Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…

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