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Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood
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Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because SLAYER just celebrated the 40th anniversary of…

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
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Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion
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Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 Because I just got word that BIOHAZARD is back…

Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
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Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School
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Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, System of a Down is still a thing and people are actually paying to see them live 🤯!…

STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
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STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦‍♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…

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