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Burton C Bell still talking somehow
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Burton C Bell still talking somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…

FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
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Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
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Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…

KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
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KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

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