ZAKK WYLDE: “PANTERA Reunion? Only If PHILIP ANSELMO And REX BROWN Can Handle DIMEBAG’s Ghost Riffs”
Oh look, it’s PANTERA: The Phantom Reunion, starring Zakk Wylde as “The Guy Who’s Not Dimebag” and Charlie Benante as…
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SLIPKNOT’s Secret 2008 Album ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Finally Emerges From the Basement in April Because the Band Got Bored of Waiting
Well, well, well… Looks like the boys in the masks have finally decided to stop hoarding their “secret stash” of…
VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…
“Delving DEEPLY Into Highguard’s Sooo Deep Design Choices and Your Fake Progression Ladder To Nowhere”
Hold onto your keyboards, gamers! 🎮 Wildlight Entertainment just dropped Highguard—another “revolutionary” shooter destined to either redefine the genre or…
Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…
Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…
Prince Harry’s Truth Bombs Unleashed as He Finally Faces Off Against the Daily Mail
In a stunning display of British aristocratic whining, Prince Harry, the Duke of Montecito, returned to the London courtroom this…
Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…
Career From Here Job Fair Turns Into Mass Panic As Thousands Of Highly Skilled People Realize The Only Job Opening Is For A Fry Cook
🚀 Ready to “impact” your future? Gwinnett County Government is hiring on Tuesday, February 3, 2026! Report to the Gas…
LITA FORD Hopes To Release Her Long-Awaited New LP By May 2026: ‘The Whole Album Is A Theme’, She Says
🎸 Lita Ford: The Queen of Rock’s 2026 Album Release Is Coming… Or Is It? Spoiler: It’s Not. But the…