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CNN interviews dude whose kid got rekt by West Bank bros
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CNN interviews dude whose kid got rekt by West Bank bros

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, another “innocent” Palestinian bites the dust, allegedly at the hands of those pesky “settlers.” Surprise, surprise! I bet this…

K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
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K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT 🙄),…

OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
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OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? 🙄 I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…

Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense
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Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

**Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! Resident Evil Requiem, or as I like to call it, “Capcom’s Identity Crisis: The Game,”…

‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN
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‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Hollywood elites are at it again, glorifying dangerous activities while pushing their leftist agenda! CNN interviews Jerry Bruckheimer, Javier Bardem,…

SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’
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SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Ramona Fernandez of Gym Rock Crew (because who *doesn’t* get their rock news…

HINDER’s Cody Hanson on ‘Back to Life’ Album: We Finally Stopped Caring What You Haters Think of Our Band (Because We’re Awesome)
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HINDER’s Cody Hanson on ‘Back to Life’ Album: We Finally Stopped Caring What You Haters Think of Our Band (Because We’re Awesome)

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a riveting 🙄 new interview with the Caught On The Mike podcast, HINDER 🥁 drummer Cody Hanson and singer…

Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
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Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…

Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada
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Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Ah, Game Con Canada, the place where dreams go to die and indie devs desperately shill their wares! 🤪 Bloober…

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