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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings
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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…

Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
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Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…

“Brain Hacking 101: How to Become So Confident You Could Sell Ice to Penguins”
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“Brain Hacking 101: How to Become So Confident You Could Sell Ice to Penguins”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 17, 2026

Why Your Brain Hates You: The Neuroscience of Failed Self-Improvement Tired of spending thousands on workshops that leave you exactly…

Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos
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Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

President Trump’s Administration Takes on Voter Fraud Conspiracy—With Federal Lawsuit Blitz President Donald J. Trump is back at it again,…

Hyatt Exec Quits Faster Than a Cat at a Vacuum Cleaner Convention Over Epstein Drama
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Hyatt Exec Quits Faster Than a Cat at a Vacuum Cleaner Convention Over Epstein Drama

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Another Liberal Billionaire Bites the Dust! Tom Pritzker Retires After Epstein Files Expose His “Deep Regret” In a shocking turn…

Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices
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Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Hold onto your berets and suspenders, folks, because Hollywood’s grumpiest legend has ridden off into the sunset — and not…

AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
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AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…

D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
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D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…

Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)
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Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to spill the beans—Nick Barker, the legendary blast-beat machine himself, is writing an…

ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ
ANGELA GOSSOF FINALLY SAYS "NOT IT!" TO ARCH ENEMY COMEBACK RUMORS
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ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well—looks like someone’s been playing with fire! 🔥 Angela Gossow, the queen of growls and spreadsheet mastery, has…

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