Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s supposed sway over his base, and I’ve got to…
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Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…
WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…
FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…
Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…
Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market is getting all shook up due to geopolitical…
Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…
A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…
GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…