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Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
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Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…

Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
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Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? πŸŽΈπŸ’” Linkin Park is back…

Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway
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Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund…

Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
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Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…

Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood
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Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Paul Child was driving with his grandson…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently
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AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI shenanigans, and I have to say, it’s getting wild…

Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other
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Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge has set a…

Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps
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Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Missouri’s top election official rejecting a citizens’ petition that sought a statewide…

Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again
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Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge, Amit Mehta, has…

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