Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…
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Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies
🚨BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS & NON-BELIEVERS! 🚨 The internet has officially melted down because Prime Video just dropped the first image…
The U.S. Government Having a Full-Blown Meltdown Over Shiny Rocks That Go Beep
The Globalist Elites Are Shaking in Their Boots as President Trump Eyes Greenland’s Minerals to Make America Even Greater! The…
Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People
CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trump’s brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…
‘Tip of the Iceberg’: FBI Raids Reporter’s Home, Newsrooms Realize the Government Actually Read Their Tweets
BREAKING: Deep State Media Outfit Hit With 3 AM RAID as Pam Bondi Unleashes the Kraken on Leakers! Patriots, rejoice!…
Appeals court rescinds freedom for Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, because apparently ‘free speech’ only applies to some | CNN
Another Big Win for President Trump as Courts Finally Block Activist Judge’s Order to Free Palestinian Protester Another day, another…
Lifting Weights Stops Your Bones Turning Into Swiss Cheese
Stop scrolling, comrade! The social media fitness police are wrong, and it’s time to do something about it! 🏋️♀️💥 Turns…
Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs
High-level orientation to the rapidly evolving landscape of AI assistants at King’s College London on Dec 11, 2025 at 6:30…
Department of Hard Knocks Mandates ‘Please Don’t Traumatize Us’ Hugs for All New Hires
Get ready to trauma-dump your feelings on dusty paper! 📜 Dr. Anna Sexton presents the “How to Not Cry Over…
Crisis-Stricken Scottish Maternal Critical Care Network Runs Out of Ideas Faster Than It Runs Out of Beds
The Scottish Maternal Critical Care Network is hosting its Resident Symposium on 29 October 2025 at Aberdeen Medical School, offering…