CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup
CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some Afrobeat musician named Fela Kuti as the next Bob Marley,…
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PRONG’s TOMMY VICTOR Defends DANZIG: ‘He’s Just a Misunderstood Genius (Who Happens to Love Bricks)’
In a recent tell-all with The Garza Podcast, hosted by SUICIDE SILENCE’s own guitar wizard Chris Garza (because who else…
Warner Bros Discovery desperately seeks a sugar daddy, claims to have options
Oh, the liberal mothership CNN might get sold? Shocking! Who’d want a failing network peddling fake news? Maybe George Soros…
Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…
The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!
Okay, so the internet’s been hit with more “leaks” about Fortnite. Apparently, they’re gonna collab with The Simpsons. 🙄 I…
North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…
Oh, No, Not Again: J.D. Vance Butts Into Israel, Because Peace Was Just *Too* Boring
Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls again! Apparently, they’re “concerned” that the ceasefire in Israel, brokered by our glorious President…
Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson
Adrian Smith, axe-wielder of IRON MAIDEN (or as I like to call them, Iron Mediocre), recently yapped to some German…
Pilot Throws Tantrum After Forgetting Flight Attendants Exist, Hears Imaginary Cockpit Gremlins
Folks, can you believe this? Another airline incident! You just know some radical leftist was trying to storm the cockpit,…
Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…