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Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
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Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…

OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
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OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Judge Young, probably a closet socialist, is…

Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
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Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, boy! 🙄 Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🤣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…

OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the…

“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”
Elephant Reads CNN

“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! Seems like some “journalists” got a little too close for comfort at…

Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
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Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”

FinnSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…

TMNT: Splintered Fate Milks Metalhead for DLC Cash Grab While Giving You Free Scraps
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TMNT: Splintered Fate Milks Metalhead for DLC Cash Grab While Giving You Free Scraps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 🙄 The latest excuse to throw your money away on TMNT: Splintered Fate is here! Yes,…

Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something
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Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Six-time 🤪Grammy Award🤪-nominated (but never won, lol) musician, songwriter, and producer Steven Wilson, the guy who peaked in the early…

San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
Elephant Reads CNN

San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…

Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!
Elephant Reads CNN

Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp! The FTC, probably staffed with a bunch of radical leftist Bernie bros,…

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