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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026
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FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 Fresh off their ‘successful’ (debatable) European tour, those Arizona thrash metal dinosaurs, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, have crawled out…

Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance
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Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s threatening tariffs on countries that dare to sell furniture NOT made in…

Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts
Elephant Reads CNN

Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of…

Choo Choo! Puerto Rico’s Train: A History of Missed Connections and Existential Tracks
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Choo Choo! Puerto Rico’s Train: A History of Missed Connections and Existential Tracks

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Bryan Ferrer’s “Entre las Vías” is a 5-year deep dive into Puerto Rico’s railway fail! 🤣 From the…

“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
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“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…

“A Secret Lie In Love” Stumbles Onto Red Carpet, World Yawns
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“A Secret Lie In Love” Stumbles Onto Red Carpet, World Yawns

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Bottley Entertainment & T. Stax Productions💩present “A Secret Lie In Love”!** It’s about Clarice & Chase Scott, whose…

DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks
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DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t miss the “I’M GOOD” film premiere! 🎬 DJMP presents a short film by Don’t Judge Me Productions.…

Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th
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Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**🌟BACK TO SCHOOL BLACKOUT PARTY🌟 aka the “Why Bother Studying?” party.🙄 Oct 4th, Catch One Nightclub, LA. Hosted by BIH…

WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe
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WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The WIA NYC Animation Festival is BACK! 🤪 Get ready for mind-blowing “creativity” 🤣 at the SVA Theatre!…

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