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Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
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Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…

Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer
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Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin 🗑️, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell…

Supreme Court to Decide if Trump’s “No Asylum, GTFO” Policy Was a Tad Harsh
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Supreme Court to Decide if Trump’s “No Asylum, GTFO” Policy Was a Tad Harsh

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

The Supreme Court, in a move that’s got the Left absolutely seething, has agreed to review President Trump’s rock-solid immigration…

RUNNING WILD to FINALLY Release New Album in Summer 2026 (If They Remember To)
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RUNNING WILD to FINALLY Release New Album in Summer 2026 (If They Remember To)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yourselves for another legendary saga! 🤣 The geriatric pirates of RUNNING WILD are STILL allegedly working on…

Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly
Benoit Blanc returns, probably to solve another murder because that's literally all he does. 😴
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Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Daniel Craig is BACK (again) as Benoit Blanc in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, because apparently, Rian…

Trump’s Big Brain Still Deciding If Venezuela Needs a Good Ol’ Freedom Fry
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Trump’s Big Brain Still Deciding If Venezuela Needs a Good Ol’ Freedom Fry

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering liberating Venezuela from the clutches of that commie dictator Maduro!…

Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’
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Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

On November 16th, the geriatric quartet known as KISS 👴👵— Paul Stanley (aka the Starchild who should really embrace his…

FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim
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FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! The FAA flight reduction hoax, clearly a Deep State attempt to make our…

Charlotte’s Great-Granddaughter Has a Meltdown Over DHS Using Her Grandma’s Book Title for… Reasons
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Charlotte’s Great-Granddaughter Has a Meltdown Over DHS Using Her Grandma’s Book Title for… Reasons

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Operation Charlotte’s Web”: Finally, Someone’s Using Children’s Lit the RIGHT Way! While liberals cry about “raid” tactics (boo hoo!), President…

State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
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State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…

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