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“Riftbound Regional Qualifier: Atlanta — Where the Servers Melt and the Players Feel It”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 27, 2026

The stakes are high as elite Riftbound players collide in an epic battle for glory—and a place among the best.…

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“Bees Love Trees Too: Agroforestry—The Buzzworthy Solution for Pollinator Parties”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 27, 2026

Oh great, the webinar’s been postponed again… because “technical difficulties” apparently means “we couldn’t get our act together.” But hey,…

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AI & Funders: What’s Buzzing in the Trusty, Funderful Minds of Foundations? 🤖💰

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

AI is either your charity’s best friend or its worst enemy. Funders spill the tea on who’s winning. Tired of…

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“Brain, Behavior, & Mind 2026 Spring Conference: Where Your Thoughts Are the Main Event and Your Mind Is the Guest of Honor”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

AGENDA 9:00 AM – 9:15 AM EDT: Welcome and Conference Announcements by James A. Naifeh, PhD, COL Vincent F. Capaldi,…

Trump begs Supreme Court to kick out Syrians, because apparently he’s running out of people to yell at at his rallies.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump begs Supreme Court to kick out Syrians, because apparently he’s running out of people to yell at at his rallies.

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

Trump Fights to End Syria TPS: Liberals Cry, But We’re Taking America Back! President Donald Trump’s administration took another bold…

Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

Oh no, the libs are melting down again! CNN is crying about poor little Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the “Maryland father…

MAGA’s Magical Grip on PA & WI: Will the 2026 Midterms Be Another Fairytale?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

MAGA’s Magical Grip on PA & WI: Will the 2026 Midterms Be Another Fairytale?

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

CNN Melts Down as MAGA Shows Signs of Keeping PA and WI in 2026 Midterms The Fake News is at…

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“How to Make Companies Beg for Your Offer: The Secret Sauce They Can’t Resist”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

Feeling lost in the corporate jungle? This Fireside Fundraising session will teach you how to talk about your offer without…

The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride
Breaking News: Becky's Back, and This Time She's Hunting Nazis (Again)
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The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needs—another installment in the *Becky* franchise. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of a…

Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?
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Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Attention, gamers and gore enthusiasts! It’s been five whole years since the last Mortal Kombat movie graced our screens with…

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