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Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
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Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…

Trump admin tries to rebuild election security infrastructure it gutted as midoffs near
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Trump admin tries to rebuild election security infrastructure it gutted as midoffs near

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is trying to rebuild the federal system to…

HoYoverse boldly reinvents creature catching with intriguing Honkai Nexus Anima spin
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HoYoverse boldly reinvents creature catching with intriguing Honkai Nexus Anima spin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

HoYoverse’s latest experiment, Honkai: Nexus Anima, has me both intrigued and concerned. As a seasoned gamer who’s seen it all,…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest,…

Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken
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Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The age-old question: which is worth more, a company that’s…

Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels
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Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Clothes make the superhero, and Spider-Man’s iconic red and blue suit is a prime example of this. The web-slinger’s costume…

Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably
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Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spent the last hour reading about WARRANT drummer Steven Sweet’s health issues, and I’m still trying to process…

Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently
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Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one is a doozy. A pilot of…

Senator hopeful bolts when racism questions get real fast
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Senator hopeful bolts when racism questions get real fast

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Republican Senate candidate Mike Collins was at a press conference…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

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