Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…
Rex Brown Gets New Bass Because His Old One Was Getting Too Famous
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 I mean, I’m literally shaking with excitement……
Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…
Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…
Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…
Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…
Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…