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Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
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Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…

Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
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Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
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Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…

Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body
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Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Anthropic, Google, and OpenAI have been discussing the creation of…

TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy
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TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new movie Stuffed is like a box of chocolates…

TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The most epic tale of romance and math you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good equation? 🤣 We’ve…

LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
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LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…

ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan
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ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: ProgPower USA is back for another year 🌪️! I mean,…

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
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Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time
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Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is finally raising interest rates, and it’s about…

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