TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
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FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…
GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction
Folks, let me tell you, I was sipping my coffee and reading about this story, and I just can’t believe…
Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…
Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…
Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…