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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
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Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…

Get Ready to Lose Your Mind Because Two Attractive People Are About to Switch Bodies
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Get Ready to Lose Your Mind Because Two Attractive People Are About to Switch Bodies

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, and awe-inspiring movie plot twist of the century? 🤯…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
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Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab
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Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Square Enix is kicking off 2027 with a bang, or rather, a familiar bang, as they’ve announced yet another remake…

Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
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Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…

Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…

AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns
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AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Anthropic employee, Jacob Coxon, just quit his job and…

Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently
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Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some experimental music that will make you question the very fabric of reality?…

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