Konami desecrates beloved franchise with ANOTHER Return to Silent Hill trailer
Okay, folks, brace yourselves because Jeremy Irvine (of “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” fame, because apparently, ABBA prepared him…
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Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Apple TV+ just dropped the trailer for The Savant! 🎉 Starring none other than…
OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)
The liberal CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump supposedly going after his “foes.” As if…
DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)
Oh joy, the future of Superman is so bright, I gotta wear, not one, but TWO pairs of shades 😎.…
Oversight Chair Promises Speedy Epstein File Dump (But Don’t Worry, Victims, We’ll Try Not to Mess It Up)
Another Deep State stall tactic! The House Oversight Committee, led by that RINO James Comer, claims it wants to release…
Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone
Another great patriot has left us, folks. James Dobson, a true warrior for traditional values, has passed on to that…
Trump Gets a Get-Out-of-Fraud-Free Card From NY Court
Ok. Here is the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican, a fan…
DAVID ELLEFSON: From Bassist to Trust Fund Baby in One Easy Step
In a recent interview with the highly intellectual and not-at-all-clickbaity “Brutally Delicious” podcast, ex-MEGADETH bassist David Ellefson (aka Junior, aka…
Shhh! Secret Spy Shenanigans This Sunday (If You Can Find It)
OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents Spy vs Spy Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Aug 24th 2025, 8pm NYC time, at…
Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…