Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…
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Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…
The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway
Breaking News: Netflix Releases First Look at The Gentlemen Season 2, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Guy Ritchie’s…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…
Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…
Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Taylor Swift’s super-secret wedding plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it looks like Jason Miller, a former adviser and campaign…
Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…