Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…
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GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…
EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…
Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw
The secret’s out, folks! 🤫 A never-before-seen, 2-and-a-half-hour cut of Gremlins, yes, you read that right, 2.5 hours of gremlin…
Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships
With the entire gaming community on the edge of their seats, waiting for any crumb of information about Grand Theft…
The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…
“I Love You but I Hate Your Politics: When Romance Meets the Electoral College”
🚨🚨🇺🇸 Love in the Time of Political Warfare: A Cautionary Tale 🚨🚨🇺🇸 Attention, patriots! The American Public Square and Church…
Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs
Oh great, another movie where people survive a plane crash only to realize they’re now the main course in a…
Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day Unleashes Mind-Blowing Teaser That’ll Make You Question Reality (And Maybe Your Sanity)
Oh, look, another Spielberg film—because apparently, the universe needed more aliens and existential dread in its life. 🐙 Universal Pictures…