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TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The most epic tale of romance and math you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good equation? 🤣 We’ve…

TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie
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TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie

FinnSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Tron: Ares, or as I like to call it, “Tron: Yet Another Reboot Nobody Asked For,” is gracing us with…

TRON: Ares Gets a New Poster—Because Apparently, the First One Wasn’t Glitchy Enough
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TRON: Ares Gets a New Poster—Because Apparently, the First One Wasn’t Glitchy Enough

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because TRON: Ares is coming to theaters to either blow your mind or make you question…

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