Tron: Ares, or as I like to call it, “Tron: Yet Another Reboot Nobody Asked For,” is gracing us with its presence. Apparently, it’s a standalone sequel to Tron: Legacy (2010), because we all remember that cinematic masterpiece 🙄. It’s the third installment in the Tron franchise, because milking a dead cow is always a brilliant idea 🐮. Walt Disney Pictures is producing it, because who else would fund this potential train wreck? Joachim Rønning is directing, probably wondering how he ended up here 🤔. The screenplay is by Jesse Wigutow and Jack Thorne, bless their souls for attempting to make sense of this. And the cast? Oh, the cast. Prepare yourselves…
Tron: Ares follows a highly sophisticated program, Ares, who is sent from the digital world into the real world on a dangerous mission, marking humankind’s first encounter with A.I. beings.
So, we’ve got Jared Leto, who probably method-acted as a computer program by only eating binary code for six months 💻. Then there’s Greta Lee, bless her heart for joining this digital circus 🎪. And who could forget Evan Peters, possibly wondering if this is weirder than his roles in American Horror Story 😵💫? Hasan Minhaj is in it too, hopefully bringing some much-needed comedic relief 😂. Jodie Turner-Smith, because why not throw another talented actor into the mix? Arturo Castro, Cameron Monaghan, and Gillian Anderson are also along for the ride, probably questioning their life choices 🤷♀️. And let’s not forget Sarah Desjardins, because every movie needs someone! Oh, and Jeff Bridges is back, because they probably needed someone to remind us of the good ol’ days 👴.
TRON: Ares is due out on 10th October 2025. Mark your calendars, folks, because you definitely won’t want to miss this potential dumpster fire 🔥. Or maybe you will. Who am I to judge?
End of line! (because apparently, that’s still a thing) 💾
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
