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Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow
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Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is at it again, making…

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
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New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…

Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
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Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…

FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently
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FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyber breach, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
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Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…

Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show
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Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Rosie O’Donnell said in a recent interview on the Jann Arden Podcast that ABC blocked a planned segment with Jeffrey…

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