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Tag: Joey Jordison

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🀯 I mean, it’s not like…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🀯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently
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The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

πŸŽ‰ BREAKING NEWS: The Ghost of Slipknot Past is Back, and He’s Brought a Crowzade! πŸŽ‰ Let the 666 Days…

Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
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Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…

VIMIC Dusts Off Their Instruments for a Touching Tribute to the One and Only JOEY JORDISON (No, Really, They Are)
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VIMIC Dusts Off Their Instruments for a Touching Tribute to the One and Only JOEY JORDISON (No, Really, They Are)

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, metalheads and drama queens, gather ’round! 🀘 Because after a Kickstarter campaign that somehow tricked fans into donating over…

Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money πŸ’° to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, so dig deep, metalheads! 🀘
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Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money πŸ’° to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, so dig deep, metalheads! 🀘

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? πŸ€” Well, his family, bless…

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