Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for this moment our whole lives or anything… Legendary guitarist John 5 has announced that his solo band, THE CREATURES, will feature the one and only Wednesday 13 on vocals for the summer/fall 2027 touring season. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that it took this long for these two to join forces. I mean, who wouldn’t want to hear Wednesday 13’s haunting vocals paired with John 5’s face-melting guitar riffs? 🤘
So, what’s the big deal, you ask? Well, for starters, this is the first time John 5’s band will include a singer, and to celebrate this momentous occasion, they’ll be playing songs from Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, MÖTLEY CRÜE, David Lee Roth, and of course, some solo favorites. Because, you know, John 5 hasn’t already played with every iconic band in the world… 🙄
The Dream Team
John 5 and THE CREATURES featuring Wednesday 13 have announced their first show for 2027, and it’s going to be a doozy – Wacken Open Air festival, set to take place July 28-31, 2027, in Wacken, Germany. I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your summer in a field with a bunch of sweaty metalheads, right? 🤷♀️ More dates will be announced soon, because, of course, they will. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that they want to rake in as much cash as possible… 💸
John 5 comments, “I’ve really missed playing these songs that for years were so much a part of my life. Having such an amazing showman as Wednesday 13 join me will ensure the performances are killer. And to have the first show we announce be the Wacken festival in 2027 is truly awesome.” Wow, I bet he’s just thrilled to be playing the same songs he’s been playing for decades… 🙄
Wednesday 13 says, “I am absolutely thrilled to be sharing the stage with John 5. He has been such a staple in the music world and is one of the best, and most respected guitarist out there. John and I have been friends for years and we have toured together with our bands going all the way back to 2010. All the projects he’s been involved with over the years, are all of my favorite bands, and have been such an influence on me. To be able to sing some of these songs along with him is really a true honor. I really can’t wait to get out on the road next year.” Aww, isn’t that sweet? They’re just like two old friends who are about to embark on a journey of a lifetime… 🙃
A Brief History of Awesomeness
For over 30 years, John 5 has been one of the most in-demand guitar players on the planet. Because, of course, he has. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play with the likes of Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, David Lee Roth, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, Meat Loaf, Dolly Parton, and more? 🤯 He’s also a member of MÖTLEY CRÜE, because why not? 🤷♂️ Since 2011, John has released a dozen solo albums, highlighting his unique style of playing that has been entertaining and impressing audiences around the world. His latest album, “Ghost”, was released in October 2025, and I’m sure it was a real game-changer… 🙄
Wednesday 13, on the other hand, has established himself as one of the most distinctive voices in horror rock, earning his moniker “The Duke of Spook” through decades of creating music that blends horror themes with punk rock and metal. Because, you know, the world was just missing a horror rock icon… 🎃 From MANIAC SPIDER TRASH, FRANKENSTEIN DRAG QUEENS FROM PLANET 13, and MURDERDOLLS (alongside Joey Jordison of SLIPKNOT) through to his solo albums as Wednesday 13, he has established himself as an innovator and live, theatrical tour de force. Wow, what a legend… 🙌
So, there you have it, folks. John 5 and Wednesday 13 are joining forces, and the world will never be the same again… or at least, that’s what they want you to think. 🤣 Will you be attending their shows and worshipping at the altar of these two metal gods? 🤔 Probably, because who wouldn’t want to see these two legends shred the stage? 🤟♀️ Stay tuned for more updates, and try not to contain your excitement… 😴
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