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US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics”…

5 Things to Know for Dec. 24: Epstein Files, National Guard, Nursing Home Explosion, Student Loans, Weight Loss Drugs | CNN
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5 Things to Know for Dec. 24: Epstein Files, National Guard, Nursing Home Explosion, Student Loans, Weight Loss Drugs | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Leftist Deep State Drops Another Batch of Epstein Files, and Guess Who’s Mentioned 47 Times? (Hint: It’s the Orange Man)…

Residents of Pennsylvania nursing home discover new escape route—thanks to a surprise explosion, authorities confirm
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Residents of Pennsylvania nursing home discover new escape route—thanks to a surprise explosion, authorities confirm

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Ambulance Chasers and Climate Alarmists Rejoice: Pennsylvania Nursing Home Fire Sparks Latest Leftist Propaganda Campaign BREAKING: The radical left’s favorite…

Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Claim Bondi’s Death Penalty Move Was Just a Bad Match Made in Judicial Hell
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Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Claim Bondi’s Death Penalty Move Was Just a Bad Match Made in Judicial Hell

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Leftist Deep State Weaponizes Death Penalty Against Innocent Man Because He Dared to Kill an Insurance Executive In a shocking…

Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Massachusetts Leftists Hand Out Free Lifetime Vacation to Taxpayer-Funded ‘Vacation Home’ for Brian Walshe In a stunning act of judicial…

United flight to Tokyo returns to Dulles after accidentally setting the scenery on fire
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United flight to Tokyo returns to Dulles after accidentally setting the scenery on fire

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Leftists Sabotage United Flight 803! Biden’s Green Agenda Grounded in Flames at Dulles! In a shocking turn of events that…

Taylor Swift Struggles to Pick Her Own Best Songs Because Apparently Even She Can’t Keep Up With Her Own Bops
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Taylor Swift Struggles to Pick Her Own Best Songs Because Apparently Even She Can’t Keep Up With Her Own Bops

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Taylor Swift, in a stunning display of humility (and perhaps a severe case of amnesia), recently appeared on Stephen Colbert’s…

Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
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Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ –…

Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
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Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…

Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics
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Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…

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