Progressive Analilia Mejia, Bernie Sanders’ Bestie, Secures NJ Victory as Rival Throws in the Towel and Orders Pizza
Progressives Cheer Socialist Victory in NJ—Because America Clearly Needs More Marxism! In a shocking turn of events that no one…
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Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…
Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas
Oh no! The Washington Post is going under, and we’re all supposed to cry about it. Let’s take a moment…
Michelle Obama Says US Moving Toward Having a Woman President Because Apparently, We’re Finally Ready to Trade the Nuclear Codes for a Color-Coordinated Outfit Scheme
Michelle Obama Suddenly Discovers America Wants a Woman President—Is It Just in Time for the 2028 Deep State Shuffle? Well,…
Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip
Another Day, Another Democrat Family Grieving Thanks to Biden’s Open Borders and Weak-on-Crime Policies! Well, folks, turn off the mainstream…
Tim Walz Was Also Asked About His Foreign Agent Ties During Harris Vetting, Sources Tell CNN Who Definitely Aren’t Just Making Things Up
EXPOSED: The Kamala-Obama Civil War Erupts Over Who’s a Secret Agent! The deep state is officially eating its own, folks!…
Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash
LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax! In another spectacular failure of liberal…
US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home
Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics”…
5 Things to Know for Dec. 24: Epstein Files, National Guard, Nursing Home Explosion, Student Loans, Weight Loss Drugs | CNN
Leftist Deep State Drops Another Batch of Epstein Files, and Guess Who’s Mentioned 47 Times? (Hint: It’s the Orange Man)…
Residents of Pennsylvania nursing home discover new escape route—thanks to a surprise explosion, authorities confirm
Ambulance Chasers and Climate Alarmists Rejoice: Pennsylvania Nursing Home Fire Sparks Latest Leftist Propaganda Campaign BREAKING: The radical left’s favorite…