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Tag: Kanye West

Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…

Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
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Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…

DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
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DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

DEMON HUNTER, those paragons of… something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…

5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…

🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!
WTF?! Kanye Just Put Chad Kroeger’s Face on an Excavator – and Nickelback is NOT OKAY 😳🎸
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🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2025February 12, 2025

Los Angeles – 💥 Kanye West’s Yeezy.com online store was shut down over his controversial swastika T-shirts ❌👕, but the…

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