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CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR
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CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

🎮 Oh No, Not Again! The Great VR Modder Meltdown of 2026 🎮 Hold onto your headsets, folks, because the…

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How to Prepare Your Startup to Get Rejected by VCs Who Are Waiting for Your Uber Slide

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

🚀 Free Online Event: Learn VC Secrets from Your Couch! 🛋️💡 Prepare your keyboard warriors for the ultimate online event…

Larian Vows to Keep Divinity’s Concept Art Safe from the AI Art Apocalypse
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Larian Vows to Keep Divinity’s Concept Art Safe from the AI Art Apocalypse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Larian Studios Swears They’re Not Secretly Using AI to Draw Elves While We Sleep 🚨 In a stunning…

NIHR Career Ladder: Climbing the Research Ranks Without a Safety Net
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NIHR Career Ladder: Climbing the Research Ranks Without a Safety Net

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

🚨BREAKING: NIHR summons research peasants to a 3.5-hour webinar to hear how you too can become a ‘starving academic’! 🚨…

Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve
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Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS! 🚨 To enter our magical realm of music and questionable life choices, we demand a REAL ID—yes,…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)
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How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Once upon a time, mobile phones were just fancy walkie-talkies with better battery life—no one expected them to do anything…

Ark: Survival Ascended’s Lost Colony Expansion Drops Nukes in the Dino Park, Grab Your Lizard BFF and Go
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Ark: Survival Ascended’s Lost Colony Expansion Drops Nukes in the Dino Park, Grab Your Lizard BFF and Go

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Survivalists, rejoice! Studio Wildcard has once again decided to bless us with a new expansion for Ark: Survival Ascended, the…

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Roasts His Ex-Singers for Turning His Brand Into a Karaoke Cash Grab
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YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Roasts His Ex-Singers for Turning His Brand Into a Karaoke Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Yngwie Malmsteen Has Had It With These “Hired Vocalists” Who Think They’re Co-Owners of His Brand (Spoiler: They’re Not) 🎸🔥…

Sad Foos Drops Same Old Funky Nostalgia Mix Like It’s a Musical Time Loop
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Sad Foos Drops Same Old Funky Nostalgia Mix Like It’s a Musical Time Loop

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Sadfoos Boogie Promises Not to Spill Champagne on Your Keyboard—Reservations Still Available! 🚨 🎭 VIP bottle service? Yes, Karen,…

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