ATTENTION MUSIC GEEKS: TEDDY RILEY WANTS TO CHAT!
Ready to witness a living legend who’s basically a walking Wikipedia of R&B and hip-hop? Teddy Riley, the guy who basically invented New Jack Swing (because apparently one music genre wasn’t enough), is coming to town to promote his memoir “Remember the Time”.
The Grammy-winning maestro who’s worked with literally everyone from Michael Jackson to Lady Gaga (impressive flex, Teddy) will be sharing keyboard tunes and life stories. Because nothing says “memoir promotion” like spontaneous keyboard jams, right?
Join this “chill chance to hang out” with a guy who’s got more awards than most people have socks. Just don’t ask him about that bankruptcy thing – we hear that chapter might be a bit awkward.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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