Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…
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Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…
EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…
Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…
Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…
What to Expect in Friday’s Jobs Report: A Comedy of Economic Errors | CNN Business
Another Trump Economic “Win” – Small Businesses Struggle as Trade Wars Backfire Small businesses across America are reportedly struggling to…
Washington Post Publisher Will Lewis Bails After Gutting His Own Paper Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
Liberal Propaganda Machine Crumbles as Woke Washington Post Publisher Resigns! BREAKING: The Washington Post’s fake news CEO Will Lewis has…
Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas
Oh no! The Washington Post is going under, and we’re all supposed to cry about it. Let’s take a moment…
Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…