Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…
Tag: Layoffs
Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…
XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Microsoft is laying off 4,800 employees, with 1,600 of those coming…
XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…
XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…
Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…
Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…
EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…