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‘Unprecedented and extremely telling,’ royal watcher says of Andrew’s arrest — Because nothing screams “royal privilege” like a tea-time mugshot!
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‘Unprecedented and extremely telling,’ royal watcher says of Andrew’s arrest — Because nothing screams “royal privilege” like a tea-time mugshot!

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Royal Drama Strikes Again: Prince Andrew Gets Busted, and the Leftists are Giddy Oh, look! Another day, another royal scandal…

Minneapolis Enforcement Surge Ends, Leaving State and DHS Officials Sweating Bullets in Senate Hot Seat
Minnesota Dems Cower as Border Czar Homan Calls Off Liberal Snowflake Protest Circus
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Minneapolis Enforcement Surge Ends, Leaving State and DHS Officials Sweating Bullets in Senate Hot Seat

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

After months of liberal tantrums and fake news hysteria, President Trump’s tough border czar Tom Homan has mercifully announced the…

Gov Shutdown Alert: DHS About to Go Dark—Guess Who’s Still Guarding the Border? No One!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gov Shutdown Alert: DHS About to Go Dark—Guess Who’s Still Guarding the Border? No One!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Prepare for the next “Democrats Shutdown Showdown!” as America’s heroic President Trump fights off the liberal leeches trying to cripple…

Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?
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Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Deep State Stooge Arrested for Threatening America’s Greatest Vice President Yet another unhinged leftist has been caught plotting against one…

Ex-Illinois Deputy Gets 20 Years for Sonya Massey Slay – Justice Served Cold!
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Ex-Illinois Deputy Gets 20 Years for Sonya Massey Slay – Justice Served Cold!

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Another Win for Law and Order as Crooked Cop Gets Just Deserts In a victory for common sense and justice,…

Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
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Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…

Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Trump’s Goon Squad Sob Over Backfired Freedom Pellet Fiasco
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Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Trump’s Goon Squad Sob Over Backfired Freedom Pellet Fiasco

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

LIBERAL TEARS ALERT: Deep-State Looney Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Failed Plot to Sabotage Trump’s MAGA Justice for Alex Pretti! In…

White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation
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White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

President Trump graciously extends olive branch to incompetent Minnesota Democrats after they begged for federal help cleaning up their illegal…

Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime
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Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

EXCLUSIVE: Deep State Judges and Radical Left Protesters in Minnesota Thwart President Trump’s Heroic ICE Agents During Routine Operation! Patriots,…

Trump and Vance Discover ICE ‘Oopsies’ After Facing Actual Consequences
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Trump and Vance Discover ICE ‘Oopsies’ After Facing Actual Consequences

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Tired of Winning? Trump and Vance Suddenly Discover “Mistakes” as ICE Poll Numbers Crash Faster Than a Biden Stimulus Check!…

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